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Q: Why can't Heidi Fleiss and O.J. play golf together?

A: Because Heidi Fleiss is a hooker and O.J. is a slicer.



Q: Why is Bill Clinton apprehensive about going to the movies?

A: Because he's afraid the usherette will ask to see his stub.



Q: What is blue and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?

A: A baby with slashed floaties.



Q: What is red and white and squirms in the corner?

A: Dead Baby playing with razor blades.